Wilma and the two cherry year

1. The Danville farmers’ market has recently added a butter vendor to its booth(ly) repertoire. The butter is unimaginably delicious, and it comes wrapped in brown paper and sealed with brown paper tape.… Read More →

It is spring

…and spring is for dresses. Summer is also for dresses (as are fall and winter if you really want to be technical about it) but dresses know they must abide by a strict… Read More →

I am extremely proud to introduce you

…to this United Airlines silver spork.

notes from the honeymoon

Spot on, pants. May your legacy outlive us both.

wedding pictures

Is it an entire triangular ham

and, MARRIED!

Married, married, married, MARRIED! I thought I was all worked up about it, and then Hermes showed up. No matter what it is, my friends, Hermes is always more excited about it. More… Read More →

So, um

aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

in which tables tell tales

The tables, they tell the story of our prenuptial homestretch. Useful of them, since we’ve transferred all our best blog copywriters to the gift bag assembly department.

two weeks to the wedding

Tell me, which shall I buy instead of attending to my outstanding prenuptial invoices?