responding defensively

Minor infringers will simply be squished.

tonight’s menu

Why, delicious bacon and eggs, delicious franks and beans, and what is perhaps a healthfully pink lung.

and…shod!

ram BANGLE!

I have been sitting…

…in the shed by the garage for hours. Our hen, having sat for three weeks on three wooden eggs, was too much in earnest to bear. We snuck in last night, stole the… Read More →

In support of a peculiar registry

Where, then, is such a bride to turn for the sundries she requires?

oh, hell.

Mill Street Vintage, I’m all broke and pre-bridal. QUIT pushing my buttons.

something of an ensemble

shoes, shoes, shoes…

Common Conundrums in Suburban Farming: the Case of the Broody Hen.

Potential for backyard cuteness: enormous. Farmer greeted daily by happy, fluffy chicks of the non-deceased variety: not guaranteed.

just in case…

I don’t care if your wedding was last week and you have the better half of a crate and barrel store gift-wrapped in your living room: you do not have one of these yet. Nothing even close.

something old, something new

Good reasons to knit a wedding shawl: 1. some weddings are cold. 2. this shade of blue is fantastic. 3. it’s unlikely, though I will certainly try, that I will find an occasion… Read More →