Just what it says:
An adorable little yarn store called Tess’ Designer yarns (which I patronize today because I wait until the LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE to start knitting my wedding shawl) has a prize drawing. And the prize, it’s brilliant beyond mention: you either get a $50 yarn gift certificate, or TWO LIVE LOBSTERS mailed to your HOUSE. Great for everyone who loves yarn, lobsters or the two indiscriminately.
The stars have already begun to align for this. My brother left me his saltwater fish tank to babysit through the duration of his way-far-away spring internship. He even said I could add more fish and eels and stuff if I wanted. Should fortune smile, Peter, I choose to add two lobsters. May your clownfish learn quickly to avoid them.