My closet has an affection…
…for clothing with animals.
It does not matter what kind of animal, in the end, and it does not matter what kind of clothing. When the two come together, I completely lose my mind.
Take this blouse, with the galloping horses, and the tiny jockeys. Not only would it be fabulous and bizarre to wear it to a horse race, it would be equally fabulous and bizarre to wear it to a late matinée and then to dinner at an ice cream parlor.
While a sensible, mammal-free blouse could accompany you on almost any adventure without raising an eyebrow, clothing with animals can only be overly relevant, or overly irrelevant. It is perfectly appropriate zero percent of the time. That is fabulous. If you don’t believe me, invite that horse race into your closet and see for yourself.
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Updated to add:
Also, holy crap. My closet wants these too.
Hush up, closet. I have a paycheck, a right foot and a left foot which all three are completely incorrectly sized for your whims today.
<<yet another pair of vintage heels I could eat from dear, Dear Golden. I will now spend the rest of the evening dewey-eyed and useless about the house.>>














I can see that blouse and those pumps, with maybe a pair of round, green-glass retro shades, at Saratoga of a summer race weekend. Haut!
i have a pair of 8.5 navy blue patent leather moschino heels with prussian blue grosgrain bows JUST LIKE THOSE. i bought them at a sample sale when i lived in nyc even though they were too big because WHO CAN TURN DOWN $600 SHOES FOR $80?! turns out i can’t. who knew.
but now i live in the desert and wear clogs and flip-flops. and i could use those eighty bucks.
just sayin.
Those….are amazing shoes.
I’m trying really hard to save money and not go shopping this month. But shoes….
Oh, shoes.
Solution: buy a pair of pumps from the sale racks and make your own grossgrain bow.