I’m not a doctor.
But I feel like it’s a safe bet that the person who sent me this package…
…uses coupons at the supermarket.
It says $7.02 in the upper right-hand corner, and the stamps deliver exactly on the promise. Relentless mocking aside, I love being on the receiving end of a good solid non-automated process. And the thought of some guy at the post office having to stamp the same package ten times.
Guess what was in the package, and I might just come up with some irrefutably apt and completely non-returnable reward.
Don’t all fall over yourselves at once.
A am guessing a Barbie Convertible for wee Pocket to drive around in. One hot chick driving in style!! Love it!
It looks a little flat, but… an egg tape measure with a leather fly?
My guess is some sort of mule-spun yarn or other fine Merino wool product.
Of course, there is the chance you decided to partake of John’s artisan wildflower honey. But I’m sticking with the yarn.
It’s gotta be yarn for robot mittens! Those yarn purveyors can be quite postage-particular…