I’m not a doctor.
But I feel like it’s a safe bet that the person who sent me this package…
…uses coupons at the supermarket.
It says $7.02 in the upper right-hand corner, and the stamps deliver exactly on the promise. Relentless mocking aside, I love being on the receiving end of a good solid non-automated process. And the thought of some guy at the post office having to stamp the same package ten times.
Guess what was in the package, and I might just come up with some irrefutably apt and completely non-returnable reward.
Don’t all fall over yourselves at once.