A Library for your Stomach
You will roll your eyes at this, but this cheese slicer makes me want to open a deli. I’m serious.
Little heart-shaped clamp, what a darling.
While we’re at it, here’s the storefront I will be restoring to house said slicer.
Oh, yes. That will do nicely. And then every morning, Ethan Allen Hawley and I will leave our houses, wrap ourselves in long white aprons, roll out display carts of produce and begin to sweep the sidewalk.
And when I’ve weighed your groceries, wrapped them in paper and tied them with string, I’ll make you lunch. It will come on plates like this:
You will be so charmed to see what’s been lurking under your sandwich the whole time.